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Parents + FBI = Cahoots

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1.
Fun rag, sperm sock... no way you gonna make me talk. Mom and Dad are gonna kick me out. Them and the FBI are in cahoots. Fun rag, sperm sock... no way you gonna make me talk. No devices will unearth my knowledge. I will remain mute.
2.
Just slap that cold green paper inside the palm of my hands. A duffle bag will do. Fuck it we’re gonna get paid. Collecting filth on my hands. One, thousand, millions, in cash. Paper woven for pleasure. I smell the fiscal ascent. The arrow points up. Fuck it we’re gonna get paid. Feeding the fiscal ascent.
3.
The walls are splashed with blue and red. I think the sirens are coming for me. I better trash the drugs and throw away the gun. Now that The cops have found me out, I'm on the run...
4.
I’ve gone savage. Some shit's going down. Reptilians bask in the halls. I view in shock at this cataclysmic display. Humans attend their calls. With hammer in hand I smash up some skulls. Brain matter lay at my feet. I’ve gone savage. Some shit's going down. Not one reptilian left alive. Smashing the slaves shackles now they are now free. As they run for the door. Only to awake in shackles inside their hall. This life is utter hell.
5.
Locked in by my own devices. Nails in boards fortify this cell. It’s such a beautiful creature. Mesmerized by those lifeless eyes. Transfixed as I rip the nails out to free the boards and go outside. Months locked within extinguished as the zombies rip into my flesh.
6.
Attention aliens, we know you’re out there. Please hear our message before you get too close. The human species are lead by fools. They’re gonna try to blow you up. Attention aliens, before you leave. Please take us with you, we can’t stand our leaders. We are familiar with zeta reticuli. Please take us with you.
7.
Blurry bottles in front of me. They multiplied from one to three. Work like a robot. Escape can be bought. Enough cash will free you up. The situation is grim. I wake up on someone’s floor. A shoe is gone! My shoe is gone! Barf a huge mound. Escape can’t be found. Cash is paper, it won’t free you up.
8.
Just shoot me when you’re ready. It’s rough being the last human alive. I wish I was here when the nukes went off. Just shoot me when you’re ready. Tenement dogs and cat food are all that’s left to eat. The cockroaches and I are at war.
9.
Created as a clone I’m rendered useless. Homeless and feral. I'm left to die alone. Declared as a misfire i’m rendered useless. I'm left to die alone. Homeless & broke with nothing to live for. I’m rendered useless. I'm left to die alone. Years spent in research to find those who created me. They’re gonna die by my hands.
10.
Oh please kill me. I've been alive for so long. There's a steak on the table right there. Centuries have passed. There's nothing left to tear apart.

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released April 24, 2019

All tracks Written, Tracked, Mixed and Mastered by Greg Wilkinson @ Earhammer Studios in Oakland, CA between Nov '18 & March '19

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Visqueen, plastic, & shrinkwrap help distort the visions. Don’t stare or you will destroy both retinas. Conspiracies & folklore in past, present and future are all truths. It's best to hide our identities while delivering these messages. We are Shrinkwrap Killers… ... more

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